impossible shapes

shapes that cannot be displayed i a three dimensional space (such as your room), they must be played on vinyl.

No, I did not catch the Simpsons tonight, i went to see the impossible shapes. DUHHHH!

by tham nahem September 15, 2003

Poon Shield

(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.

(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.

(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...

Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion

(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?

Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.

by Gee Hippity July 7, 2007

caca shien

pronounced ( cah-cah- sheee-in )

a Haitian language term meaning "dog shit". used preferably when you have a problem with someone.

janae : fuck you , damn caca shien !

lisa : yo mama janae . i heard she made it for dinner last night!

by hoodglamchizzy December 2, 2007

{Ball-shield}

Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class.

My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.

by Audrey B. April 29, 2008

Man Shield

A shield that a man keeps up, refusing to talk about his feelings in fear of being called a gay.

I wish Adam Thomas would drop his man shield so we could talk about how we really feel <3

by Drewziph December 11, 2010

Shitter Shield

During games such as Left4Dead2 there comes a time when hiding in a porta potty becomes a final option to staying alive longer. The shitter shield can provide both safety and relief from many infected attacks such as incoming cars, logs, and dumpster bins. If the shitter door remains intact you are protected from bile, acid spit, and many claw type attacks.

Holy shit guys the tank has a car incoming! Charles head for the Shitter Shield!

by H@v0c May 13, 2011

baby shield

The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.

We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.

I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.

by Rainbow_Cheese July 25, 2011