Shelfie

A bad selfie picture that needs to be shelfed and should not be available for viewing by anyone.

Wife, you shouldn't post that selfie on Facebook because it's a SHELFIE and should be placed on the shelf in back of the closet, with the lights off!

by gamefacedude May 6, 2014

top shelf

The highest quality that is usually only liquor. Usually the liquor is literally on the top shelf.

Give me your top shelf vodka.

by Travis Sickle June 30, 2004

shelf

If a certain lady has a big rack, she needs a shelf to keep them up.

"Did you see that shelf?"

by Shred October 7, 2004

sheaf

It's when a girl shits, and qeafs at the same time, hince the name, sheaf.

Ewwwwwwwwww, she just sheafed!!!

by j varone December 13, 2004

shelfshoulders

Waking up in a cockroach infested Chico style dorm room, with bloody gums caused by your own oversized braces sleeping beside the ugliest, hairiest, sweaty beast ever, with your circulation in your left shoulder cut of due to sleeping with your shoulder pinched in between a shelf all night.

Zwets: Hey zack how did you sleep last night?
Zack: Not to good shlintz, my mouth tastes like sardines and I got one hell
uv a case of the shelfshoulders.

by poopbandit#2 May 29, 2007

top shelf

A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!

Ooooo one does enjoy this top-shelf material, where are the kiddies?

by ColdRock June 30, 2004

top shelf

Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.

Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"

Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"

by Mark Rave July 2, 2004