Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

Fitted sheet

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

by Ltboston September 24, 2018

pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 7, 2017

Sheet Keet

What is said when someone does something or says something it a dumb way without meaning to.

Kit: "why the fuck would u spit in my shoe"
Paul: Sheet Keet

by Jodie Podie September 26, 2012

Sheet Ripper

An especially obnoxious fart. Often attributed to the sound, reminiscent of the sound a sheet of cloth makes when torn

"Steve let out a real sheet ripper last night, I thought he'd shat the bed.

by Smilin Wanderer March 16, 2018

nicking sheet

UK slang for an Adjudication sheet handed to prisoners who have committed an offence while in custody.

‘I got a nicking sheet for telling that screw she smells like shit’

by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024

spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.

"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."

by brecky August 21, 2007