Self Esteemicals

An expression of one self that a person may or may not possess. A person can have low self esteemicals or high self esteemicals depending on how they think of themselves as a person.

Person 1: Ya know, I love you and all, but you're really short
Person 2: Thanks for messing with my low self esteemicals

by Jack Phuckterpuss December 4, 2011

self-scare

To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.

When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.

by Mama Martha June 28, 2019

Suture self

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.

"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.

by QuacksO August 16, 2019

self-viceolation

The process of spending your entire quarantine drinking, smoking, sexing, gaming, and indulging in any other form of gluttony you choose.

While practicing self-isolation, Tim decided to engage in a little self-viceolation and get whiskey drunk at 8am. Be like Tim.

by Paydatrolltolltogetin May 9, 2020

Self war

when someone is having too much thoughts about people both negative and positive and these thoughts are about one situation

Someone to himself: friends shouldn’t stop talking to their friends for a very long time

Same person to himself: talking to a friend isn’t a job. U don’t have to do it constantly

The same person to his trusted friend: man I’m having a self war my mind is literally thinking against what it used to think

by 11.ask July 17, 2018

self-poster

Someone who comments on their own comments in a social networking environment.

John (status update): Good morning world!
John (commenting on his own status): LML!
John (commenting on his own status again): God, I'm such a self-poster!

by nearly civilized November 17, 2011

Self-Promote

When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.

"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."

by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017