Sebastian

Fucking insane, bro will lie about whatever comes to mind because he can. Hey will never keep a girl due to him being a fucking idiot. Everyone, everywhere, doesn’t believe a thing that comes out of his mouth and he’s a bit of a whore.
Billie eilish- I don’t know that kid
Jack black- me neither
Eminem- who tf is Sebastian
Rock- I think the kid might need help
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(Verb) stomp your feet loudly, shit your pants and breath heavily in someone's face.

(Noun) an autistic gay italian boy that loves to harass women and check out their boyfriends. He is about 400 pounds and walks like he's gotta shit 24-7. He also loves to say hello by staring at you and calling you hot. He wears a pink hoodie and is really easy to spot in public.
"Oh shit, It's Sebastian. We gotta go, Marline. Hold down the fort for us and hold on for your dear life, Iceberg right ahead!"

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! We're too late!"
by MichaelDamien192 March 01, 2024
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A dude who just wanted to be happy without it being at the expense of others. Ended up alone. Has friends but his love life is, in there own words, “over”. In another life they’d probably become a wacky violent criminal. Also a doomer.
Person 1: Have you spoken to Sebastian recently?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: what did he say?
Person 2: yeah
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A Sebastian is a huge loser who likes underaged girls, and enjoys looking at them suffer while he fucks the living shit out of their petite little body. How disgusting...
Girl: "HELP"
Sebastian: "Open your mouth"
by xXxFaze_SebastianxXx May 05, 2022
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Sebastian is smart, cool, perfect, and is very very VERY handsome.
Person A: Hey did you see that new kid at school? He's so cool

Person B: Yea, he's a Sebastian frrrr
by Sebs123 June 14, 2023
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Sebastian is a player, He breaks girl's hearts and uses them. He cares so much about what others think and all the girls want him. He is a badass little kid that balls haven't dropped yet, and he lies about every single thing even little things and he turns good people into bad people. He can be nice and caring when he wants to, but he makes girls feel insecure.
Sebastian: You a ugly fat bitch
Me on the outside: Whatever
Me on the inside: That kinda hurted me doe
by BIGbooty84 April 08, 2021
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Reverting your lungs while jumping from an exploding airplane at 54 meters above see level.
"Oh shit dude ! You made yourself a Sebastian !"
by Sharola February 14, 2018
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