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Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.
Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019
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Filthy Seagal

When you sexually assult a woman then pay her off to keep quiet about it.
That dude is greasy, I heard he gave her a Filthy Seagal in order to keep from being arrested.
by PseudoSeagal March 3, 2023
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Kok Weng Seah

The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
by ACTethx December 15, 2020
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feed the seagulls

to go to the toilet, namely number 2. all sewerage goes out to sea, thats where the gulls live, hence feed the seagulls
man, i really need to go, FEED THE SEAGULLS
by FRUGSTAR June 4, 2007
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the seagull

when are you bunch you're fingers up like a seagulls beak and finger a girls vaginal like a seagull trying to pick up a potato chip off a Sandy beach.
ya man the seagull was a tight fit but I pecked at her pussy and got her off in minutes
by bertyshore June 27, 2016
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seagulled

when a person or animal throws seagulls at you
OHHMAYYGAODD SEEYYGULLLZZZESSS areeeee eattinngggsss myyy MILKSSESS
(this dumb shit told mt write seagulled..so, seagulled?)
by LOLchinchilla January 18, 2008
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seagull

when your fucking a chick after a nice romantic meal on the beach. you either have a condom on with a lot of lube on it or some vaseline on your wank. you stick ur dick in the sand and then you continue to fuck her with the sand particles all over your wee-wee. she screams in anguish but your continue to fuck her until blood is shed.
man, i was with my biddie the other day on the beach and i made sure i gave her the seagull before we left, she was bleeding everywhere
by gmoneysaghands February 8, 2008
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