scissors 

means when two striaght people have intercoarse.

On the TV series "According to Jim", Andy was making scissors with Jim's ex girlfriend (that same chick, the mom, from the tv series George Lopez) and she would call out Jim's name, even well after Andy was done making scissors with Jim's exgirlfriend. The one from 1985.

scissors by sickdeathshappen August 5, 2009

Scissors 

a tool used to remove foreskin

Priest: "yo you got any scissors my dude?"
God: "yeah bro cut off the foreskin"

Scissors by Stanky Stanley December 2, 2019

Scissors 

a term used to add confusion to a conversation or in response to a question that is either not relative to the conversation, unclear in nature, or could not be heard due to mumbling

(Question) What's up with that?
(Jeff) "Scissors"

(Statement "mumbled") That strange guy who got laid off is back in the office....
(Jeff) "Scissors"

Scissors by jkoc March 7, 2007

Running with scissors

A way to text some one that you are getting high or are high without actually saying so directly. You know you shouldnt do it but its so much fun when you do.

Stoner:"Duuuude, im totally running with scissors right now!"

Lame Friend:"Isnt that bad or illegal or something?"

Stoner:"Ya, something like that... but its fun so i do it anyway

Running with scissors by J ROCK x7 July 24, 2010

alligator scissors 

alligator scissors are scissors with teeth that look like a alligator mouth. used to cut thin material so people think a gator bit it. I'm sure there is a nother use but I don't know of it

hey, dude a gator bit my damn arm off. My clothes are trahed.psst don't tell the dude i really cut myself up with these here alligator scissors

alligator scissors by warnah May 9, 2006

Scissorlicks

Scissorlicks is THE mini shroud of PC gaming. Everytime you see the name "Scissorlicks" in your lobby, you instantly start to regret pressing Log In today. You just know that he will absolutely obliterate you even if you have the advantage. Scissorlicks is a well known demi-god of gaming. His insanely fast 90's hurts everyones eyes and confuses his enemy every time. The insane amount of intuition this player carries is almost extraterrestrial. Scissorlicks can predict every single movement you do. The amount of alpha that radiates off of this genius player is almost a felony. Every single console player that challenges Scissorlicks, will instantly regret it. Every single console player is significantly worse than Scissorlicks, and everyone knows it.

Player1 - Dude is that Scissorlicks?
Player2 - Yeah i think so!
Player3 - We're fucked

Girl1 - Scissorlicks is soo hot Rabecca!
Girl2 - His 90's are cracked!
Girl1 - Hes so goated!

Scissorlicks by Scissorlicks July 24, 2019

Safety scissoring 

The act of two females smashing their genitalia together with female condoms on until they both cum and shoot the condoms out at full force.

Stefanie and her partner were safety scissoring and she shot the female Condom into her partners eye

Safety scissoring by J. L. Schlong Jr. December 13, 2016