Scattagoric

The act of being scattered brain; confused in one's thoughts and observations; not having the ability to bring your own thoughts together in a clear manner.

Faith's thoughts were scattagoric because she was unable to focus on what her boyfriend was saying.

by Daisy Crazy July 25, 2008

scattelplow

To have the runs so violently that there is no saying how fast or high it may shoot while exiting. It may even make it to the wall above the toilet.

Oh dude, we gotta bail, I just scattelplowed the wall in that restroom.

by gutter and gore April 13, 2008

scating

1. how weirdo spelling skating
2. when people do a lot of scat sex

i want to go and do some scating

by atomicdominator July 10, 2016

Scattle

suffix -ed -ing

A cross between the word "scat" and the word "scuttle". To scattle is the act of messing your underpants and making your way to the washroom in a humorous "penguin-style" walk, while trying to retain the mess in your underwear.

It was extremely funny to see Aaron scattle across the hallway after almost certain disaster

Greg didn't make it to the washroom while he was scattling quickly out of the boardroom

sharting farting poop shit diarrhea

by AaDoHa November 24, 2010

scatty

A person who can't think straight... or just can't think.

...also, ditsy

Big brother chics are scatty

by koolmodee February 21, 2005

Scathead

One who goes off hastily and is full of dung.

That Dennis is one big Scathead.

by Becca/FL May 3, 2007

Schrödinger's cat

Schrödinger want to kill his cat, so he made a plan. He put in cat in a sealed box. There are a flask of poison and a radioactive source inside. When the box open. The cat will be either dead or alive.

If the cat is alive. He will do it again until the cat is dead.

Schrödinger: Damn it. My cat is still alive!
Cat: What are you doing?
World: Schrödinger's cat is brilliant.

Cat: No! He is trying to kill me...

by QABCQ September 11, 2012