Asian grading scale

A = average

B= beating

C= can't have dinner

D= don't come home

F= find a new family

WELL YOU GET THE POINT ASIAN GRADING SCALE

by Kenzers March 2, 2022

Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale

Hotness: 1-10
Accessibility: 1-10

Take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. That is the offical scale for hotties

"Using the Attractiveness/Accessibility scale, Halle Berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you're grandpa she's a 10 accessibility. So Grandma and Halle Berry are the same!"

by Bakkaratorz September 2, 2006

Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.

Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.

by Big Time April 4, 2005

Scape

The act of rubbing the genitalia on the skin of a partner. It cannot be coitus or entering any other orifice on the body; it has to be strictly genital to skin contact.

Erik Steen told his roomate Patrick what the definition of "scape" was. Henceforth, Patrick refuses to have sex with his girlfriend, and insists that he scapes her good and proper. She deserves it though, because she farted on him while watching TV.

by itslikekuo December 9, 2004

BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

1-10 Female attractiveness scale),

a sexist game played my men to determine the worth of a woman through rating her appearance on a scale of one to ten.

Girl: "The 1-10 Female attractiveness scale), is stupid and offensive."
Boy: "Is it that time of the month?"

by tokenism October 22, 2016

scaletrix

Refers to the sexual act of tying a woman to the ground and inserting a scaletrix track up her anus until it comes out of her mouth. This is then joined back on to the other end to create a circut. Much fun is then enjoyed using her as a tunnel.

I scaletrixed your mum.

by Supermeep December 27, 2007