Santa Corona

The nickname for Father Christmas, who would have a pretty good excuse this year to deliver zero toys to brainwashed kids who believe their parents that the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu that would go away by year end, and that wearing a face mask and practicing social distance is for the weaklings who just want to be politically correct.

For kids of thousands of QAnonists and diehard alt-right Trumpists, Santa Corona would give them a miss in 2020 as a “punishment” for putting their faith in conspiracies and falsehoods, propagated by no other by the Conspiracist-in-Chief, who would probably need to be escorted out on 1/20/21 for refusing to make way for the President-Elect.

by MathPlus December 01, 2020

Santa Crime

Any criminal, or gangster in a Santa hat and gangster shades looking as though he's on a crime spree to celebrate the holidays..any un-Santa like, or unsavory character with th hat.

for instance...take any criminal, or shady looking individual, plop a Santa clause hat on them... wallah! Santa Crime!

"Wow Jeffrey, did you see that scary gang-banger with the Santa hat on?" "Yea Tad, I'd hate to what happens when he goes down a chimney." "Not Santa Claus...Santa Crime!! eek!" "Oh shit he says, Hoe,hoe,hoe..bitch, where is my fuckin money!!"

by LLephedrine December 22, 2009

Santas Snow

The stuff Santa produces produces when he gets a little.....excited

"Ewww...look at all of santas snow on Rudolphs face!"

by Romber November 20, 2007

santas snow

The stuff that santa makes when he gets....excited. Can be bought in a bottle at Wal-Mart for 3$

"Eww, look at all of santas snow on Rudolph face!"

by Romber November 19, 2007

soft santa

blowing your load while your soft

i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going

by shwoogie May 15, 2010

Santa's Tuba

A Person who can fart in 56 secs.

My mom is a Santa's tuba!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

Santa's Eyebrows

After ejaculating in your girlfriend's face, pretend to wipe off her face while actually rubbing your load into her eyebrows, causing them to appear to be white, like Santa Claus. Then sit on her lap and tell her what you want for Christmas.

Guy #1: How was your date last night?
Guy #2: Tits. I gave her the Santa's Eyebrows.
Guy #1: No way! So what are you getting?
Guy #2: I asked for an iPad, but I'd settle for a Mac.

by goldfish1129 September 01, 2010