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Santa Corona

The nickname for Father Christmas, who would have a pretty good excuse this year to deliver zero toys to brainwashed kids who believe their parents that the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu that would go away by year end, and that wearing a face mask and practicing social distance is for the weaklings who just want to be politically correct.
For kids of thousands of QAnonists and diehard alt-right Trumpists, Santa Corona would give them a miss in 2020 as a “punishment” for putting their faith in conspiracies and falsehoods, propagated by no other by the Conspiracist-in-Chief, who would probably need to be escorted out on 1/20/21 for refusing to make way for the President-Elect.
by MathPlus December 1, 2020
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santas snow

The stuff that santa makes when he gets....excited. Can be bought in a bottle at Wal-Mart for 3$
"Eww, look at all of santas snow on Rudolph face!"
by Romber December 18, 2007
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Santas Snow

The stuff Santa produces produces when he gets a little.....excited
"Ewww...look at all of santas snow on Rudolphs face!"
by Romber December 21, 2007
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soft santa

i fuckin had to soft santa last night because she couldnt get my chub going
by shwoogie May 15, 2010
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Santa's Tuba

A Person who can fart in 56 secs.
My mom is a Santa's tuba!
by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021
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Santa Crime

Any criminal, or gangster in a Santa hat and gangster shades looking as though he's on a crime spree to celebrate the holidays..any un-Santa like, or unsavory character with th hat.

for instance...take any criminal, or shady looking individual, plop a Santa clause hat on them... wallah! Santa Crime!
"Wow Jeffrey, did you see that scary gang-banger with the Santa hat on?" "Yea Tad, I'd hate to what happens when he goes down a chimney." "Not Santa Claus...Santa Crime!! eek!" "Oh shit he says, Hoe,hoe,hoe..bitch, where is my fuckin money!!"
by LLephedrine December 22, 2009
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Angry Santa

1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.

2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.
Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"

-Everyone has a benign laugh-

Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."

Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"

Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"
by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009
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