seman suprise

When you are in a swimming pool, you go behind a woman and start to jack off. You then shoot your load and aim for her back, when she turns round you just say it was a water splash and swim off.

Man: *jacking off behind woman*, dick erects and load gets shot
Woman: WHAT THE F!!! something splashed on my back
Man: Oh its nothing its just water. (HA thats was a good seman suprise!!!)

by Paul R Murden May 19, 2006

Huxley's Suprise

When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates

Fred came too and thought he now had a vague idea what was Huxley's suprise

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!

How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!

by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006

The Hours Later Suprise Snack

When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...

Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

pickle suprise

1. a super awesome awakening of one's pickle

2. a casserole

3. to either taste or smell pickles in one's shoes, clothing, skin, or food.

4. used to describe consential sex with a man dressed as a woman without knowing he is a guy.

p.s. i love tom rubnits lol

1. wow! i have a pickle suprise! *stiffy*

2. I ate my granmother's famous pickle suprise last night.

3. boy: do you smell that?! it smells like old man cum.

old man: PICKLE SUPRIZE!!!!

boy: aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. man: ouch! what are you sticking in my ass?!

transvestite: pickle suprize!!!!!!!!!!

by gayboi888 October 21, 2010

Yellow milkshake suprise

When someone cums in a girls mouth, but at the same time they take a piss.

i gave that ho a yellow milkshake suprise

by Garrettluvzpot May 25, 2009

suprise

1. This is what they call it when you get a religious lecture from a pot smoker that is, suprisingly, more religious than you.

2. For you dolts looking, what they call something that happens unexpectedly or without warning. Typically this also deals with a rush of some sort and then the pink carrots come in and take over the world.

2. You realize that you were never a carrot at all but a twinkie, which comes as a suprise to you.

by Lily Black July 10, 2006