by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021
a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!
kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 27, 2020
A duck story is basically just a song where you tell somebody a story of a duck trolling somebody!
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
Basically of you want somebody to tell you of a story of a person getting trolled by Quackity then ask them to tell you a duck story
kid: tell me the duck story
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
guy: when a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bomp bomp bomp "got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 27, 2020
When someone's telling a story and lies, and then gets called out. The liar then proceeds to backtrack, change the story, and lie some more to fit the new narrative
This guy was telling me the biggest lie, and when I called him out on it, he totally denied it, changed the story too! The Story Swerving was unreal, I think I got whiplash
by inner ninja April 09, 2016
Makes you horny.
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
It was a late Friday afternoon, and I was walking with my BFF, Chelsea. We walked all the way home, and as soon as I locked the door, she stripped off my clothes. She said she was horny, and started fingering me. " A-ahhh" I moaned, my pussy tightening. She started playing with my tits and then we shambled to the sofa. We did 69, her mouth clinging on to my pussy. She started moaning too, and I sucked on her tits. "Like that?" I asked. "Y-yes mommy..." We lay on top of each other, and then I get off the couch and start eating her out. She screams, "I'M GONNA CUM!!!" I feel the wet, sticky liquid pour out into my mouth. I swallow all of it, and then we start oral, our tongues swirling against each other. We lay there. "Round two, Chelsea?"
by Rheabirdshavetakenover May 14, 2023
Lauren tells Mike and John this story "this one time i was at a wedding and my uncle gave me some rum and coke and then later that night he was next to my parents and looked at me and said, how do you like that rum and coke?"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
Mike and John say "Jackson Story"
by John Letts January 23, 2008
by veryhornyperson September 25, 2021