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cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017
mugGet the cheese and squeezemug.

Squeezed Play

Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.
squeezed play fat middle mashed sitting couch inbetween Squeezed Play
by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010
mugGet the Squeezed Playmug.

squeeze tits month

month of october you can squeeze any girls tits
johnny have u heard it’s “squeeze tits month”
by tittysqueezing October 1, 2020
mugGet the squeeze tits monthmug.

Squeezed benzed

A act of convincing someone to believe a piece of elaborate misinformation, that is told by another person as a joke

Usually to successfully squeeze benzs someone you must be in a situation where the opposing receiver can not google the actual information, in result of your goal being actually believed

Example was made in 1/2024 when the subject matter wasn’t correct
Yo did you hear squeeze benz got crashed his car and got arrested

After a longer time of convincing and the subject understands that you are feeding him misinformation

You got squeezed benzed
by Iloveketamine January 3, 2025
mugGet the Squeezed benzedmug.

Squeezing Teabags

When you're banging a chick, and you insert your scrotum into both her vagina and her anus, while she squeezes on them.
Man, I was with my girlfriend yesterday and she started squeezing teabags, it was intense.
by Gazelle Attacker August 19, 2006
mugGet the Squeezing Teabagsmug.

squeeze out a few sets

to weightlift. This term is usually accompanied by a pantomime of the exercise in question.
JT: Dude, you wanna go to the gym and squeeze out a few sets?
Andrew: Hell yeah. Let's get swole.
by JT Dollarsign July 17, 2006
mugGet the squeeze out a few setsmug.

Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.
I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.
by Jxmperzz June 26, 2023
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