Tweak Speak: "Do you think my life is Fucked Off? Well, It aint cause - Jack Nicholson - at the end of, "The Shining", Yeah that was fucked off.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
Get the tweak speakmug. A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.
The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.
by CharleneV May 5, 2023
Get the Cop speakmug. Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).
Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!
by No_Name_Bob January 28, 2021
Get the Sweaty and Have to Speak a Different Languagemug. Nolan (had too many drinks): “my dog is blue and he told me that he could sing the full lyrics to Creep by Radiohead.”
Carter: “Dude he’s spouting a bunch of lemon-speak!”
Carter: “Dude he’s spouting a bunch of lemon-speak!”
by Mrsquidboi November 15, 2025
Get the Lemon-speakmug. The term "speak potable" originates from the Italian peninsula; it is a coined expression to convey the need for a more fluid and understandable conversation, akin to potable water. If someone "speaks potable," it means they are proficient in expressing themselves well in the language.
Example 1:
Rizu: "I'm preparing a presentation for tomorrow's meeting."
Slurp: "Make sure to speak potable; we need to be clear with all the details."
Example 2:
Slurp: "I overheard their discussion, but they didn't seem to speak potable at all."
Rizu: "It's important to communicate clearly, especially in important conversations."
Rizu: "I'm preparing a presentation for tomorrow's meeting."
Slurp: "Make sure to speak potable; we need to be clear with all the details."
Example 2:
Slurp: "I overheard their discussion, but they didn't seem to speak potable at all."
Rizu: "It's important to communicate clearly, especially in important conversations."
by Slurpish December 20, 2023
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by September 21, 2022
Get the I speak keyboard...mug. To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021
Get the Speaking Japanesemug.