Paint Sniffers

Similar to "desk jockey", a paint sniffer would be an individual that works inside a call center/cubicle type atmosphere.

The call center was filled with paint sniffers and pencil pushers.

by brainstorm85 July 2, 2011

nipple sniffer

The Act of someone being so short compared to their boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are the perfect height for one to sniff the others nipples.

Guy one: she's so short compared to him
Guy two : she must be a nipple sniffer

by Double penetration train October 24, 2014

POSEY SNIFFER

A person who owns and drives a high performance automobile, but drives it in such a manner so as to not take full advantage of its capabilities.

John took his Ferrari to the race rack, but sat in the crowd with all the posey sniffers, rather than racing it.

by 57baja December 13, 2015

pudding sniffer

Some who adores the smell of semen

Have you heard that Adriana is Pudding sniffer

by Blanaba King March 22, 2016

melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016

mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks

Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

swing sniffer

A pedophiles or someone who sniffs the seats of a swing at a public play ground

"He is obviously a swing sniffer, by the way he acts around kids"

by Aaronsrod August 22, 2017