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Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.
I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.
by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016
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Snail

The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...
Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it

Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
by cookuh June 6, 2025
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Snail Trail

A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!
She is nasty and slimy like a snail trail, believe me!
by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024
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snail eating Baggett monkey

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!
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Pants Snail

When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.
When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.
by Dunnydb June 20, 2023
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Snail

Snail needs his or her medicine
by prosvsjoesamronstbrown July 18, 2025
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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