GIGA SIMP

A simp above all simps, a simp to many women, one who puts all the hoes before all the bros, hated by males, loved by women. An idiot.

Person 1: fine, my crush is Tina.
Person 2: lmao, that giga simp Oscar already has her heart, good luck.

by ///Protest\\\ March 13, 2020

No simp October

A month where no girl is allowed to simp for any fictional or non-fictional boy

Girl 1: Oh my god Jack is so hot
Girl 2: Girl you can’t simp for him it’s no simp October

by The teehee dictionary October 2, 2020

Simpsons lip

A person whose lip protrudes beyond their bottom lip and chin, usually due to an overbite, causing the person to look like a character off of the simpsons. Commonly seen with overweight children and adults who have a very low IQ.

"Why does that fat mean kid's upper lip stick out so far?" "Well Jr. he has a simpsons lip"

by Jack Meehauf March 28, 2017

National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

ashlee simpson

A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.

Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.

by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006

sampsa

Basically another word for awesome

Look at my new bike, it's like sampsa

by mymother October 27, 2010

Simpsonitis

Originating in the Yonge and Eglinton area of Toronto Canada. It Is the act of getting very high on Percocet and drunk off Smirnoff Ice or Coors Light. It entails calling everyone around you a “cunt” while feverishly scratching there neck, face, and penis due to the Percocet high. A small penis accompanies this disorder along with mild confusion and retardation. Affected hosts also try and use speech to text on there IPhones but can not properly be understood due to having a partial cock in there mouth. (Sometimes just the tip)

GROUP TEXT CONVERSATION:

Jason: I’m gonna now the wall with beard candy ape ape!
Bosco: wtf?!? Is this Yorkie?

Carlos: jason take the whole cock out of your mouth bro

Jason: cunt I’m going to climb a tree with my pony and cjdnfkxcn

Jj: even the tip pops!... even the tip....

Matt: I’m so high right now...

Bosco: cunts got a case of the Simpsonitis!

by Double triple August 17, 2020