shacker sheet

The sheet hung to hide you having a good time from your fraternity brothers

I couldn't even see him with his girl last night because of his shacker sheet.

by Maheis April 14, 2015

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

cooch stocker

Person that deliberatedly searches for females round the age of 15 and 17.

(person a)DUDE WTF are you doing that chick's like seventeen still.

(person b)So?!

(person a) Man you'r such a cooch stocker

by Fran-k-bron a.K.a PaKo February 8, 2009

Double Spocker

Using both hands to engage in the "Spocker"

You scared her off man, you can't pop the Double Spocker on her right away.

by writersblockade March 18, 2009

croc-socker

that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school

that guy is a fucking croc-socker

by Datnigga666 January 29, 2017

ass shucker

When a female or male eats the same sex genitalia or genitals.

Can you be my ass shucker tonight?

by The Rape Asser April 27, 2017

titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday

"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."

by Krkič July 12, 2019