Sheet Box

The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.

"Franco sniffed the sheets in the sheet box that his friend mitch had slept on recently."

by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

fitted sheet syndrome

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Fitted sheet

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

by Ltboston September 24, 2018

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

Sheet-Fiend

A Sheet-Fiend is someone who goes places just to try and have sex with as many people as he can while they are there. Common places these people go to are Night clubs, parties, strip clubs, essentially they go to places where there's gonna be a lot of horny people.

"Yo did you see what Jacob was doing last night at the party?"
"No, What was he doing this time?"
"He was being a TOTAL Sheet-Fiend"
"Sounds about right"

by DevilsReject02 March 20, 2024