sexting sandwich

When two people sext each other with someone unaware of the sexting sitting between them. The person sitting between two people sexting each other is in a sexting sandwich.

Hey Kaysie, you're in the middle of a sexting sandwich!

by Swindon Dude November 20, 2017

Sandwich Dick

When the scrotum is larger than the shaft and mostly/entirely encases the "fun part" of the genitals.

"His dick is so small" "His balls aren't" "That douchenugget has a sandwich dick"

by Milk Man the Master March 27, 2016

sandwich-gasm

When a state of orgasm is reached due to the deliciousness of the sandwich being consumed, usually of toasted cheese orientation.

Kevin: "That sandwich doesn't look half bad. Hows is it?"
Stephen: "It's so good. I think I'm having a sandwich-gasm"

by HodgeBoss June 6, 2010

Bachelor Sandwich

Taking any and every condiment/filling/topping/leftover in the fridge and putting it between a hotdog bun, hamburger bun, bread or any bread-like product due to extreme hunger or any sort of intoxication. Creating an interestingly delicious meal

I just ate a bachelor sandwich with ranch, mustard, mayo, hot sauce, pickles and cheese that I cut the mold off. I'm probably making another.

I was wasted the other day and ended up filling a pita with leftover penne in tomato sauce, mushroom soup and croutons. It was the best bachelor sandwich I've ever eaten.

by Smelface April 8, 2017

mayonaise sandwich

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

by Dicap March 3, 2003

Jew sandwich

two peices of bread put together beacuse a person is too cheap to buy the meat for the inside.

Mike : Hey want to go to Outback for dinner?
Ralph : I can't afford it, but i'll go eat a jew sandwich there.

by jizzle thomas June 5, 2007

Sandwich Moment

An empathy-inspiring moment when you witness someone in a lonely, sad, or hopeless situation. Usually when one is down on their luck.

Look at that old man sitting alone in the movie theatre, eating a tuna sandwich he bought from the gas station with the last three dollars of his pension... total sandwich moment.

by Black Bean and Rice November 14, 2012