Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk August 1, 2016

Russian roulette

100% safe game, 5 out of 5 people say

-Russian roulette is a completely safe game, 5 out of 5 people say, you know?
-What about the 6th person?
-We couldn't find him

by over420 December 21, 2020

russian forum

A situation when a user asks a question regarding a particular tool or solution and receives a lot of answers and comments on how other solutions work great, other tools provide a better experience, and the topic starter knows nothing about anything. The actual answer to the question is never provided.

- How to set up Ubuntu on Raspberry Pi?
- idk, but with my laptop it works great
- lol, who uses ubuntu these days
- fucking russian forum...

by maybehelloworld July 25, 2023

Russian Icepick

When you take a sip of a red slurpee right before shove your tongue up your partner’s butthole.

And Russell said, “I’d take Taylor Swift to the Olive Garden, then give her a Russian Icepick.”

by Jessica_Rabbit June 2, 2018

Russian Amnesia

Saying you don’t remember if something happened as an excuse to appear innocent.

Trump said he doesn’t remember having a meeting talking about Putin, he must have Russian Amnesia.

by Jm831 April 19, 2018

Russian Marmaduke

Having sex doggy-style with a girl while you're drunk off of cheap, Russian vodka, preferably during the second intermission of a hockey game..

Yo man, I gave yo momma a Russian marmaduke last night.

by kdubb13 January 23, 2011

gay russian

a drink consisting of skittles and vodka, sometimes with added redbull.

"i drank a gay russian the other night - i can't believe i never thought of adding skittles!"

by a real gay russian July 13, 2018