Russian poolette

When you have the farts but they can't be trusted and you just know if you keep farting one of them will be a shart .

It's like Russian poolette , if i keep pulling that fart trigger i just know im going to fill my asscrack with shepherds poo .

by Gothguy-uk March 11, 2016

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur July 29, 2015

russian wrench

A hammer.

Bro1: Bro, this computer is driving me nuts with the BSOD.
Bro2: Here, grab the russian wrench, we'll do a russian repair. Works all the time.
Bro1: Spasibo, tovarish!!!!!!

by notafallopianethiopian February 18, 2013

Russian Smokeout

The act of getting high (specifically marijuana) in your bathroom at home. This is done in order to use the fan to blow the smoke outdoors, thus avoiding stinking up your home.

“We can’t smoke in here, my landlord will smell it.”

“No worries, time for a Russian Smokeout!”

by ryotTHEErhino December 28, 2019

Russian Heavyweight

A large Russian prostitute known for her large hips and gut

“Man, that Russian Heavyweight did wonders.”

by Funpositions69 March 28, 2020

Russian Deepfakes

Well...

Hym "That explains all the Russian deepfakes of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk doesn't it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, if I use the word Russia, does Peckham own Russia now? Pfffahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023

russian shandy

Vodka diluted using beer

This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead

by mrtr0ll June 08, 2014