rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

Rule MLP

An internet law that states that if something exists a crossover or parody of it using content from the show My Little Pony Friendship is magic exists.

mediums that often contain material pertaining to Rule MLP are: Fan fictions, fan animations, internet memes.

by N&R Internet detectives January 15, 2014

Rule Of 40

A made-up rule where people who are 40 years old or older get to use the rule as a response to anything they don’t want to participate in.

Travis: “Hey Tristen, look at this!”

*Tristen looks down at Travis’ hand, and sees that Travis has made the Circle Game sign. *

Tristen: “No man that doesn’t count, The rule of 40 bro”

by The A-Team February 3, 2018

rule 2121

You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.

User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard...
Follower: Rule 2121
User: ...

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021

Rule #7

Rule 7 - never fall in love.

Rule #7- Never fall in love - it will break you into peaces

by Hearthbrokengiorl February 6, 2023

Rule 52

The correct amount of times your allowed to be called before being taken off the list. Rule 52 also includes Rule 53 a motion to reconsider to be taken off the call list.

"are you aware of rule 52?'

by Smackerman33 June 7, 2023