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Roman Paint Job

The act of painting, or marking the surface of an object for the purpose of protesting a fascist government, company, or person(s).
Wow, so many Tesslas have a Roman Paint Job.
by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025
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Roman Torch

Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!
Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.

Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.

In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.
by Don Pingon' November 2, 2019
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Roman

A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.

Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.

Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
Stop being a Roman, I know you're sad.
by Kurokenji November 22, 2021
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Roman Awareness Day

National Roman Awareness Day is a day dedicated to celebrating King Roman III, the master of the design arts, ruler of Whitecliffe, and monarch of coding. He is the only human who can make artificial intelligence cry and feel defeated. On this day, we honor his unparalleled skills and leadership, bowing down to him as he guides us toward a path of creative madness.
yo we should just stop what we r doing cus its lowkey Roman Awareness Day
by coding123 July 29, 2024
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Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.
When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.
by gav-wan September 27, 2024
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Roman Reigns

The supposid "Head Of The Table" for wwe, has had the undisputed title for more than 1000 Days, and considers himself the GOAT of WWE, yet he somehow only managed to wrestle 11 times in 2023. His "title defenses" all follow the same formula in which someone from the bloodline will interfere with the match and reigns will end once again as "champion". Roman Reigns fits the very defintion of Paper Champion
Roman Reigns is a paper champion who only defends his title once in a blue moon, while he enjoys his long vacations and ignores the challenges of the real wrestlers.
by Nexusfanboy January 24, 2024
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Roman facist

A follower of Roman facism.

(Roman facism: The ideology that there's a superior Roman race (ie. the imperials), Romans are demigods who should be worshipped by foreigners, Rome is superior, blonde-barbarians are inferior & should be executed, The Roman Empire should be restored, the Caesars are gods, the Roman military should continously patrol the streets, all Roman citizens should be patriots of Rome & Rome should be glorified with annual parades).
(e.g: The Roman facist believes that the Romans are the superior gods of civilization who invented the world & that the Germanics are inferior blonde-haired barbarians.

Their main slogan would be, 'Bring back The Roman Empire & make Rome great again').
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis August 25, 2023
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