An employee who, after having gone to the bathroom, washes, scrubs, and dries their hands for several minutes to avoid going back to their job function.
Holy shit, I was just in the bathroom at the same time as Paul. That restroom surgeon looks like he's trying to turn hand washing into a new career.
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After his third joint Mikes RSS became so severe that he grabbed the nearest board and hit a sick coleman. His friends could tell when they saw him put his hands on the ground as if to hit a 180 frontside. Restless Steeze Syndrome (RSS) is a condition most often found in longboarders
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