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relationship guru

You should hit up the Dan Burns he is the best relationship guru
by Sexstar123 April 20, 2018
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Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to their being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
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micro-relationship

When you've been engaging in sexual activity with another person for 2 to 5 months monogamously, but then the relationship abruptly ends. This is before you are officially dating and refer to said other person as a boyfriend or girlfriend. Toward the end of the experience, you begin to question whether you will end up with this person until you realize that a more likely outcome is that you will never see them again.
I'm still looking for love Nico. All I've had are a couple micro-relationships since I moved here, but nothing serious yet.
by Ancora504 March 4, 2019
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relationship overhead

The unnecessary bullshit and massive amount of time needed to maintain a relationship of any kind

A burdensome cost when dealing with human relations
"Why did you break up with Sabrina?" "Her breath stunk, and she was way too expensive in terms of relationship overhead"
by JGS617 February 5, 2019
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Loose Relationship

Yes, me and Tommy are in a loose relationship nothing more.
by MindReader101 July 15, 2018
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A sam relationship

When you text everyday and flirt all the time but you wont date. One person is too scared, religious, or prude to daye the other one and tells them. Yet they continue to lead them on bu flirting everyday. Eventually the person being led on loses hope.
"Hey bro why wont she be my girlfriend we have been talking for a while?"
"Ohhh you are in a sam relationship!"
by There arent any names October 9, 2014
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poke relationship

when two people share a relationship which degraded straight down to giving and recieving pokes in facebook.
Person 1: "Hey how's everything going with that girl u met in France?"
Person 2: "It all came down from an open relationship to a poke relationship"
by Esteban.Arias93 July 25, 2011
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