roflmfaobobdole

A word which originated in the millnet, it's a response to something so funny that Bob Dole just HAD to be brought into the equation.
About equal to that of a Lollercaust but with more emphasis, even when not written in all caps.

"..and so I said, 'where's the waffles?' "
"roflmfaobobdole!"

by CJ1 May 8, 2005

ROFLMAOWEB

ROFLMAOWEB is multiple terms merged to one, together it means "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while eating a banana". ROFL LMAO WEB

The term is relatively rare.

Ben: Guess what?

Phil: What?

Ben: Chicken butt

Phil: ROFLMAOWEB!!

Ben: ..WTF?

by f0und June 19, 2010

ROFL Chame

To eat a girl out while she's taking a shit.

Girl: What happened last night?!
Boy: We kind of got to drunk and rofl chamed..

by DisDickIsForBob June 12, 2011

cold rofl

also refered to as "whiskey dick"
when a guy cant get it up or has a raging semi.
cold because he aint gettin hot, and rofl because it is hilarious!

guy1: how was the bar?
guy2: I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but I drank too much and cold rofled

girl1: what'd you do last night?
girl2: tried to have sex with my boyfriend, I dont know what his problem was but the only thing he got was a cold rofl.

by Sunshine_Babe89 December 12, 2009

roflmaostcitp

Gaming term..... used to mean rolling on the floor laughing my arse off scaring the cat in the process

Roflmaostcitp i headshotted you from like 7 miles away

by ste jebend December 9, 2007

roflmdo

A message standing for "Rolling on floor laughing my dick off". Usually used in text messages or AOL Instant Messanger.

kid 1: i told a blonde to smell a scratch a sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool, and she did it.

Kid 2:holy shit is she OK?

Kid 1: no

Kid 2: haha. Roflmdo

by Big Bad Bryce June 23, 2008

roflmajofl

This word is typically used by the utterly homosexual crowds declaring ones desire to rofl another's majofl. Also said as rofl majofl.

Bill: I'd so rofl his majofl
Harry: roflmajofl

by DarkKnight72 August 21, 2008