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ROFLMAOWEB

ROFLMAOWEB is multiple terms merged to one, together it means "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while eating a banana". ROFL LMAO WEB

The term is relatively rare.
Ben: Guess what?

Phil: What?

Ben: Chicken butt

Phil: ROFLMAOWEB!!

Ben: ..WTF?
ROFLMAOWEB by f0und June 19, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch

ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT  

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while taking a shit on ur moms hairy tits and eating french toast
Wong: knock knock
Chong: whos there
Wong: boo
Chong: boo hoo
Wong: well you dont have to cry about it
Chong: ROFLMAOWTASOUMHTAEFT !!11! !

roflmaowasomh 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off With A Sombrero On My Head.
Used on MSN and other networking sites.
Person 1: Woah, that is so funny!
Person 2: ROFLMAOWASOMH!
roflmaowasomh by lisaaaar August 10, 2009

ROFLMAOWTIME 

Rolling on floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes
Ha, ha! That was funny. ROFLMAOWTIME.
ROFLMAOWTIME by Tom April 3, 2003

ROFLMFAOWEP 

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Fuckin'
Ass
Off
Whilst
Eating
Pancakes
Roflmfaowep, that was funny.
ROFLMFAOWEP by BlueRequiem November 22, 2007

roflmaozedong 

The young communist roflmaozedonged as he stole his friend's little red book.
roflmaozedong by Leon Lai June 15, 2003

ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears in my eyes and shit in my pants.
ROFLMAOWTIMEASIMP by Anonymous January 2, 2003
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