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pudmiser 

A person with an insatiable craving for male genitalia. It is usually followed by an intense thirst for pud pudding that is rarely quenched. The term can refer to either a female (bimbo) or male (homo). In the high school yearbook, this person was probably awarded the title "most likely to suck seed". Put bluntly, it's someone who's a bit greedy with the cock.
That is going to be the last beer I have at this bar. The bartender with the goatee and the pineapple earrings has been eyeing me all night. Nothing against faggots and all but I don't want my Budweiser served by a pudmiser.
pudmiser by Robb H. September 18, 2006
The best darn food in the world. It is basically flavoured sauce.
Adrian says, "I like pudding."
pudding by Daniel Loke October 14, 2003
Related Words
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Dingler Puddle 

A puddle of semen left in the small of a girl's back, the head of the penis is then slapped into the puddle, spreading the ejaculate across the back.
"We were watching The Girl Next door when I went splashing in her Dingler Puddle!"

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giga puddi by mikehawk151 December 7, 2010

Pudge Puss

An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.

Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.
Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.

Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.

Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!

Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
Pudge Puss by Jrubadub August 1, 2010
the solidification process of chocolate pudding; recommended with banana slices
Alex "I just checked on the pudding..."
Jenny "What stage of puddification is it in?"
Alex "The 99th and a half stage"
puddify by DQIT and WIAAN April 30, 2005
adj. - someone who is chubby or fat
Dudley's been pudgers since he was a wee baby.
Pudgers by K Jones October 27, 2007