shit pickle

nomenclature for a rough situation in life, similar to a pickle in baseball.

"Precious got her car stuck in a ditch."

"Wow, sounds like she got herself into a real shit pickle."

by tystroh November 3, 2009

Pickled Punk

A Punk is an unborn baby, aborted or not, that is placed into a jar for study. A Pickled Punk is a dead baby in a jar that is used as a carnival attraction. Babies with deformed features or other abnormalities are preferred to healthy looking babies.

Your brother should have been a pickled punk, what's wrong with that kid?

by Dirty February 8, 2005

Douche pickle

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

by Sundialist93 September 11, 2011

Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

pickle puss

when someone is upset or dissappointed,usually a child,or acting like one,and your face is all screwed up.

Look at old pickle puss,he just wants to go out and play.

by Somelvincedee October 22, 2007

Pickle face

The sour expression a woman makes when getting a facial

Instead of smiling with glee, my wife makes a pickle face when I give her a facial

by Absinthe Drinker May 1, 2008

pickled

drunk from alcahol

Damn! I got pickled last night!

by Cyrustaran June 3, 2003