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Prison Pudding

Whilst in a prison cell, or really anywhere within the confines of a prison, one dude (the top) ejaculates inside another dudes ass (the bottom), and then a third dude eats the cum from the ass of the bottom.
Hey bro, hurry up cumming inside George, I'm hungry for some prison pudding!
by Empress Comingling's June 23, 2021
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prison man mike

Ahh “prison man mike” -when some refers to you as this phrase it means you are going away for a long time, so far and long that you end wearing the shinnyest shackles know to man, also another term used for armadillo or tractor
Man- “is prison man mike getting on
Man #2- “ I don’t think he’s getting on for a while”
Man- “ for how long”
Man#2 “so far”
by Kavsiwvdyejekwos August 3, 2021
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Prison party

A party or other social event in which large groups of people, usually convicted felons, engage in raucous sodomy and other jail-time related activities.
1: Did you go to that righteous prison party last night?
2: Of course! I wont be able eat pizza for a week!
1: Snarf!
by Cbryson August 28, 2010
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Prison

A place where gay guys get raped in the shower, although they like it.
Prison Mate 1: Did you like it when the new inmate raped you?
Prison Mate 2: Hell yeah!
by Danny L. January 19, 2007
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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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priznick

another word for prick

(kind of like biznitch and shiznit)
fucking priznick
by Ace February 3, 2004
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prisoning

To dip out on friends, doing something obviously unacceptable by friends.
friend 1: Hey man lets go out to the bar
friend 2: Nah man, I got to study for a test
friend 1: Dude you're prisoning on me (prisoning said with emphasis)
by Russell Mc March 1, 2007
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