Poor

Reply given to argument when it has gone over your head, or you can't make a decent response.

Edwina couldn't argue with the real chipleader, so she just typed poor and went back to her cave to tarmac the little elf.

by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021

Poor

Chicken Nugget Thirsty Fucks

Mate he's so poor. I biffed a chicken nugget at his head and he just bloody swallow it whole.

by ABloodehNumpty March 18, 2021

Poor Magnifying

When an individual desires a luxury item but cannot afford the item drawing attention to the individual's less than wealthy circumstances.

I stay away from the cosmetic counters in Neiman Marcus or Nordstroms because they are so Poor Magnifying.

by svelte1day October 17, 2012

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.

My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.

by davidiw June 14, 2011