Planking

Planking, which involves somebody lying flat on their stomach in unusual or different environments. Very popular in Australia.

Dude, check out that flag pole..

PLANKING TIME BBY!

by Adam_Has_Gherkin_Bewbs June 9, 2011

Planking

Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.

'Hey man, what are you doing lying on top of that tractor'
"I am planking dude, It's rad!'

by Toki90 June 14, 2011

Plank

To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.

I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.

Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.

by mrdavidc October 7, 2011

Planked

Being forced to walk the plank.

John Williams, a pirate aged 34, was planked.

by john_williams_a.pirate February 11, 2020

shiz niggle phunk

an expression used to express shock, excitement, or disappointment.

Can be abbreviated- Ex: Shiz! or Shiz niggle!

Shiz niggle phunk! I just won the lottery!

Shiz niggle, my car has a flat tire.

She's puking in the car- shiz niggle phunk!

by R. Anch February 13, 2009

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

pluck

To play with your penis by plucking it like a string until it vibrates.

Where must i pluck my G-string?

by pato May 31, 2003