play possum

verb
To fool someone into believing something that is not true. To fake.

Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that triflin' ho, so I pretended I was asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on her ass!

by LaStefondaniqua December 26, 2008

play ground pimp

A man over the age of 18 that cannot get a girlfriend that is 18 or over the age of 18 or perfers girls that are still in middle school or early years of high school.

Well did you hear about jeffie? He got caught messing around with britney again. Hey isn't she like 15? Yeah he just like being the play ground pimp i guess.

by charles e.g December 8, 2007

play-doh press

similar to a blumpkin, but the roles are slightly reversed. one partner is taking a shit while at the same time giving a blow job to the standing male. thus it looks much like a play-doh press as dick is going in and shit is coming out.

I wanted a blumpkin, but my girl had to shit first, so I got a play-doh press instead.

by trip100yt March 23, 2009

Playboi Carti

The greatest rapper of all time

Cool guy: "yo have you heard that new Playboi Carti"
Lame guy: "he's trash"
Cool guy: "that's why you're adopted"

by buffmywifi September 19, 2021

smell play

Getting someone into the mood using a fart during that magical moment before the penis enters the vagina (or butthole). It could also happen as an accident or as a surprise.

She says, "Oh my God that smells like wet dog food! Do me now!"
His response, "That's smell play, baby. Here comes my dick!"

by dejo27 February 3, 2012

feather play

The act of tickling with feathers for arousal usually done as foreplay.

Joe : "What do you suggest for foreplay?"
Bob : "Ever try feather play?"

Joe : "No, does it work?"
Bob : "It'll get you both in the mood."

by Anonymous123332 January 4, 2014

orientation play

A kink/fetish for situations where a person or character has sex with someone outside of their sexual orientation, i.e; A lesbian or a straight man having sex with a man.

I've started getting off to a lot of stories about orientation play; I'm definitely secure in my sexuality, so I'm not really sure what it is about it that makes me so hot.

by giltyascharged December 2, 2020