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Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!
by Piemanthe3rd June 15, 2009
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Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."
by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011
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paper rack

1. A set of boobs that is at least 50 percent tissue paper. Common in younger girls, and in some cases freshman/sophomor cheerleaders.

2. Any girl that stuffs her bra
Guy- Dude check out that girls set!
Dude- Forget her. She's a total paper rack.
by Betsch March 7, 2008
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page freeze

When you are surfing the internet, and the page you are viewing starts to lock-up or "freeze" due to so many ad bots trying to weasel on to your browser screen.
I "love" the way the new pop down ads page freeze-up my browser, grrr.
by Guido1 September 14, 2009
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Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.
"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."
by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010
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paper kindle

My ereader battery died so I had to read a paper kindle.
by ebibliotopia September 22, 2010
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page slidder

when reading a rather interesting book on your itouch/iphone ebook.
similar to a page clicker
Harry found The Scarlett Letter that he was reading on his iphone to be a real page slidder
by 13bree13 March 6, 2011
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