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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device
Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.
by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010
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Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.
"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."
by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023
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half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?
Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses
by juncococococococo February 25, 2021
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Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
by Hypofox April 8, 2024
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Pressed creme brûlée’s

The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side
I totally gave those people at the restaurant a pressed creme brûlée’s!
by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019
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pressed

mattea (pressed) someone who blocks people because they cant handle the truth
by someoneyoudk December 24, 2018
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bulgarian bench press

the act of lifting ones partner into the air so that they can fellate them, and as they fellate them, you "bench press" them in the air to move the genitals in and out of their mouth
Alexi preformed the bulgarian bench press on beacon
by Murdoc Cain May 5, 2022
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