when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.
Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.
Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS
by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024
Get the The meat pressmug. The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.
“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
by Alan McStinkbutt June 1, 2024
Get the Hydraulic Pressmug. Putting pressure on someone identified as an "innocent" bystander by the person doing the pressing, often without good cause, reason, or a point to doing it.
If someone wasn't having the police press people, why would they know what time the police usually back off at? It's not something most people would learn from experience, as jobs keep most people from having the luxury of staying up until dawn on a regular basis to learn it that way.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Pressmug. Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009
Get the cooter-pressmug. Stressed, upset, and annoyed. If you're pressed about something it basically means you ain't about that life or you find it pressing.
by Taydo November 23, 2021
Get the Pressedmug. Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................
let's put the pickle in context.
let's put the pickle in context.
Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!
Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass
PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass
by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024
Get the Pickle Pressmug. Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
Get the Cockpit Pressmug.