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Ponging

When a man has his hands in his pockets and starts smacking his testicles back and forth, imitating a game of ping pong.
Jessica: Did you see John over there with his hands in his pockets?
Aron: Yeah, he is probably ponging!
by yao mommmmmmmmma September 25, 2020
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90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 6, 2023
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subject pong

The activity of deflecting a specific subject to avoid answering questions.
When asked why Josh was failing at his job, Josh engaged in a game of subject pong to avoid answering the question and confuse the conversation.
by Tomcat2023 November 29, 2023
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cup pong

Jess is currently playing cup pong with chase.
by beckybeckybecky November 24, 2020
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Car Pong

A game that desperate teenagers play when they can't find a table for ruit. The game involves driving to a desolate or secluded area, and then setting up the cups on the roof and front hood of the car. You then proceed to shoot as if it was a regular ruit table with one team standing at the front, and each member of the opposite team shooting from the passanger and driver side door respectively.
I heard you and your boys played Car Pong at Brett woods last night.
Yeah dude, shit was ragein.
by gmasterflex June 26, 2010
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Ping pong

(In the VR community): Humping a virtual body pillow with Danny DeVito printed on it.
Oh gee golly, my dad just walked in on me playing ping pong in VR
by Ayyyyyyymaol May 31, 2017
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