American undergraduate ("college") degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. A person on the "5 year plan" is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping classes, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).
"My roommate my sophomore year partied 6 nights a week. He ended up only taking 2 courses one semester."
"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."
"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."
by SidP April 5, 2005
Get the 5 year planmug. A meme commonly used by Warren Ellis. Assumed to refer to a a counterculture near-human creature commonly mistaken for a simian.
It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
It is not know what the filthy monkey plans, but one can safely assume it can't be good. Used in situations where conniving is warranted.
"Are you planning to seduce that innocent little freshman tomorrow?"
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
"Maybe yes, maybe no. The filthy monkey, it plans."
by terse August 3, 2007
Get the the filthy monkey, it plans.mug. Used in policy debate, a plan inclusive counterplan is one that picks one single, irrelevant, stupid little thing of the affirmative plan and does all of plan minus that. Then, the 1NC will bitch about why that irrelevant, insignificant thing is really really bad. Typically, bad, lazy squads such as universities from the state of Kansas, will run these arguments.
by Baby D Nasty June 30, 2008
Get the Plan Inclusive Counterplanmug. To befriend a woman that is out of your league in order to sleep with her when she's vulnerable and turns to you for support.
John two-year planned Kelly by being her best friend and shoulder to lean on. Then when she got dumped, she turned to him to "comfort" her. That's when she realized what she's been looking for has been sitting under her nose all along... her best friend.
by Cameron Fay December 6, 2006
Get the two-year planmug. A horrible band that likes to label themselves as punk rock but really all they are is gee and french. Many people reffer to them as Simple Plan but they should be reffered to as Gee Plan from now on to rep thuur tru geeness.
by Ryan December 2, 2004
Get the Gee Planmug. An event or idea where men get together and watch a sporting event on a large television (mainly HD) while consuming large amounts of alcohol and eating large amounts of meat, pizza, or nachos.
Guy #1: Me and the guys are gonna watch the game at my house.
Guy #2: Want me to bring beer?
Guy #1: Sounds like a Man Plan.
Guy #2: Want me to bring beer?
Guy #1: Sounds like a Man Plan.
by BigB34 April 18, 2010
Get the Man Planmug. The act of setting a cellular phone to vibrate, shoving it in your ass, and calling it. Since this requires the use of multiple cells, it's advantageous to purchase two phones - on a family plan to save money - and use one as your personal phone and the other to shove in your ass.
Sometimes while beating my meat, I spice things up with a Pittsburgh Family Plan.
For my birthday, my wife gave me a Pittsburgh Family Plan and called me repeatedly while I railed her doggy style.
Shit, man, you have to try a Pittsburgh Family Plan while receiving a hummer.
For my birthday, my wife gave me a Pittsburgh Family Plan and called me repeatedly while I railed her doggy style.
Shit, man, you have to try a Pittsburgh Family Plan while receiving a hummer.
by R_Rambone September 1, 2009
Get the Pittsburgh Family Planmug.