Krappy Patty

Someone is the opposite of the deliciousness that defines a Krabby Patty.

He was so gross, he was a Krappy Patty

by KTSobreCasa November 18, 2011

Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

by McBetts October 25, 2012

A Pesty Polski

Similar to a sex pest, except a man of polish origin. This man will often run around wearing female undergarments for a cheap joke, sometimes splash himself with a dash of running water whilst fully clothed for a comical effect. His pestiness is not always of a sexual manner, however he is often just a dick for the sake of being a dick! His lack of respect for authority is often distressing to most, especially as he very well educated and cannot be caught out on intellect.

Top Lad 1: Oi you heard about that Dan kid? He is totally a Pesty Polski!
Top Lad 2: Heard about him? Why, his voice is everywhere i turn!

Top Lad 3: I'm going to drown him when he next showers in all his garments!

by TopLad69 November 7, 2015

portuguese patty melt

When a portuguese female lets you have sex with her and you do anal, and you wipe the residue betwix the cheeks.

Man, you know that portuguese girl, she let me do anal and I did a portuguese patty melt after I was done

by Nigher whole July 17, 2017

Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018

feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Sloppy Patty

When a dog shits so you pick up the shit and slap it back on the dogs arse

I’ma sloppy patty the shit outta that dog

by Meaningsdefinitions September 29, 2018