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toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
by wicked son December 18, 2011
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toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.
I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work
by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017
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toilet halo

also known as a potty protector.

This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.
If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!
by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009
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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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Toilet Hugger

When someone ends up puking in the toilet whilst hugging the bowl after consuming too much alcohol
Guy 1: Wow Ben sure did drink alot last night
Guy 2: Yea that Toilet Hugger should have paced himself
by vots69 February 1, 2010
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Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom
I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.
by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015
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Tucker Toilet

noun.
A toilet that requires males to tuck their junk down into the bowl out of fear of urinating on or over the rim whilst dropping a deuce.

A Tucker Toilet is identifiable by either a very short bowl, from front to back, and/or if the Toilet Seat Bumpers are higher than average.
The short bowl will naturally bring the front rim closer to the tip of your dick. Often a sudden cold sensation of accidental contact is made, which is amongst the most horrifying things that can happen to a man in private. At least with a short bowl, this sensation can be taken as a warning against what could have happened.
When the seat has high bumpers, however, one can often find themselves pissing on top of the front edge of the bowl without warning, causing a Uriniagara Falls down the front of the toilet.. possibly soaking the back of your jeans.

Performing a Peter Tucker is necessary for these bathroom traps.
"Dude.. watch those public stalls. All are tucker toilets."
"I give this hotel a 2 star rating, only because of the Tucker Toilets. Do your Housecleaning staff a favour, and replace those toilets with something men can use! I aint cleaning up that mess!"
by Basque JRED October 17, 2015
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