shmozen one

The fat or uncoordinated kid who is always the last pick when children divide into groups or teams.

Bet that chubby kid with glasses is the shmozen one.

After a lifetime of being shmozen, Nigel was thrilled to have been picked to lead the research group.

by mrbusdriver May 4, 2009

One Campaign

Created in conjunction with Bono of U2, the ONE Campaign is a U.S.-based, non-profit organization which aims to increase United States government funding for international aid programs.

ONE was originally founded by a coalition of 11 non-profit humanitarian and advocacy organizations — including DATA (Debt, AIDS, Trade in Africa), World Vision, Oxfam America, and Bread for the World — with funding from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. In 2007, ONE announced that it would be merging with DATA.

One is supported by Edun, which creates a line of clothing creating visibility for the project. The One Campaign is supported by musicians such as Switchfoot, Third Day and Paul Avion.

The One Campaign was created in conjunction with U2's Bono and with support from other musicians such as Third Day, Paul Avion and Switchfoot. You can show support by wearing the One shirt or ring.

by Sachan August 9, 2008

two in the one

Pooping in a urinal

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.

by SteveRules December 13, 2008

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009

One-Duder

A single occupancy bathroom.

Jack - "I need to use the bathroom."
Ray - "Sorry man. I was here first and it's a one-duder."

by Ray Masterson December 19, 2006

One Handian

1) A one handian is a mistake who has one hand

-They also like to stroke their pp to black bbc boys named Daquavion woods

Wow! Do you see that one handian he just gave a wicked fingering to my step grandma! Radical dude

by DaQuavion Woods December 12, 2022

have one

This is a shorthand for the overused expression, "Have a good one," (derived from the even more overused expression "Have a good day") and is slowly catching on to be much more hip!

As I drop my friend off and he leaves the car, I shout "Have one!"

He replies, "Word...later!"

by Robintexas December 24, 2008