oberto

A white man in the eyes of a Mexican.

Hey, gringo! Get off of my taco.

by alexthepimp000 May 10, 2003

observatarian

someone with an acute sense of the obvious.

jeremy didn't even see it coming, he's not much of a observatarian.

by dr. richard nepis June 24, 2009

Obserbation

An unintentional (see: typo) portmanteau of "observation" and "masturbation".

The act of pleasuring oneself while performing voyeuristic activities.

Jacking off to the view of your hot neighbor undressing would be considered an act of obserbation.

by the inane one December 19, 2009

ObservantPillow

A person who is super cool canadan

Man that guy is such a ObservantPillow

by Gaylord234 January 18, 2017

observability

In control theory, observability is a measure for how well internal states of a system can be inferred by knowledge of its external outputs. The observability and controllability of a system are mathematical duals. Unfortunately no-one in Product Marketing knows that because they drink too much, thus observability is a method of expressing how much hard liquor is consumed by your marketing team, as evidenced by the presence of robust sales, or or lack thereof.

Have you seen the latest sales figures for the Acme Company? Yes, and it improves our observability into these latest batch of resumes from their marketing department.

by truantguy May 5, 2017

Observatant

The condition of being observative while under intoxification.

The haus was becoming very observatant of any onlooker who was trying to woo his woman .

by thehaus October 28, 2017

observatant

To be observative while under intoxification.

The haus was observatant of any onlookers trying to woo his woman.

by thehaus October 28, 2017