Bus Syndrome

Bus syndrome is a condition where you can only get on a number one bus. You cannot laugh or smile and can have no emotion in your voice. You stare blankely at everyone and feel pain anytime someone touches you. If someone clicks in front of your face it could be fatal!

"Oh look, that poor girl has bus syndrome!"

by korkeeCAKES!!! October 27, 2008

stealth bus

A bus that is not being tracked by a GPS-based bus information system (such as NextBus). This is generally because the driver failed to log the bus into the system.
For the opposite situation, see ghost bus.

It says 57 minutes until the next 7 bus, but the headway on this line is 40 minutes. I bet there's a stealth bus coming in 17 minutes!

by Urban_observer December 23, 2011

Bus ride

The ride where your bouncing harder than a hookers titties in the middle of anal

Holy shit were on a bus ride

by PORN6964MOTORBOATTHETIGBIDDIES October 24, 2019

bu-kooh

too much of something, like money.

He is making bu-kooh money because he is a V.P.

by Some random person living! September 29, 2009

Party Bus

The double minivan. Requires a friend or feet.

The bitches butthole for the minivan, so I speedbagged her butthole with the party bus.

by EastSideCrackaKilla July 30, 2021

bust and bus

When you ejaculate and catch a bus shortly after

Cindy: "Ooh! He's a cutie"
Samantha: "Nuh uh, he looks like the type to bust and bus"

by Paulismycrackdaddy October 18, 2019

hack bus

1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.

Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.

2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."

3: A server hub for maliscious programming.

Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.

by Nco November 23, 2003