sexual jedi

a jedi that can pleasure a woman in under 5 sec.

basically all the jedis are sexual jedis

by young_Wetzle March 25, 2010

sexually accurate

A term used to describe when something is satisfactory in a manner seemingly sexual, but has no relation to sex itself. Can be used to describe to describe cuts of meat, an event, or a person.

(1) How do you like your steak?
sexually accurate
....

(2) Hey how was the party last night?
Oh great! i met this chick that was sooo sexually accurate
What does that even mean?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I AM A TOOL AND ARE MAKING UP WORDS TO FIT IN
Actually, sexually accurate is a word.
Oh.
Yeah.
...
...

by Dr. Segreto June 2, 2011

sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass

Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.

by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016

Mickey Sexual

It’s like being straight one day or gay the other. You can also be anything you want, like a soda can. It’s not a phase.

Person 1- “bro i’m feeling like a sticky note.”
Person 2- “well i’m feeling a bit pan.”
Person 1- “omg you’re mickey sexual too?”

by .mickeysexual September 7, 2019

sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.

Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

Sexual Intercourse

1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina (or inside of either gender's buttwhole).
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

sexual jackpot

refers to the act of finding a drunk unsuspecting woman who has just been blown off by her boyfriend. This woman is so pissed that she takes revenge on her boyfirend by fucking the next guy she sees.

see that douchebag over there? He is about to hit the sexual jackpot!

by Andy Bobich January 2, 2009