im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.
Hey bro, im buying criminality
by XDDD@#$@(#& September 25, 2021
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taylor bui

Daniel: “Hey have you met Taylor Bui?”
k: “Yes, I have! She gives me dumb bottom energy.”
by femboypegger420 November 07, 2020
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buy-polar

A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.
Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
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You break you buy

A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it
*BF is carefully moving furniture*
*GF does best to distract him*
GF : You break you buy 😈
by Nif3 May 10, 2021
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blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.
Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.
by QuacksO July 25, 2019
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boredom buying

Buying random things you may or may not ever use because you have nothing to do and think they will add value to your life but they probably wont.
When I got home from work I had nothing to do so I started boredom buying.

That guy gets an obscene amount of packages, must be a boredom buyer.
by sb2008 February 08, 2018
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Buy Fever

When a person wants to spend money just because they have a lot of money or saved money for too long without making a purchase.
I think he has buy fever, because his latest purchases are not at all practical or rational.
by Captain Kirk.A.L July 21, 2024
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