netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

don’t judge a netflix by the thumbnail

Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.

You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.

by JaeLorette121 August 9, 2018

Netflix Syndrome

To think you know everything about a subject after watching one Netflix documentary.

John has Netflix Syndrome after watching food Inc. and keeps telling everyone to be a vegan.

by chazzmaniandevil January 4, 2020

Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018

Netflix and Roast

the act of two or more people getting together to watch netflix and proceeding to jokingly make fun of ('roast') themselves or others.

jack and flame wanted to have an entertaining evening with some laughs, so they decided to have a netflix and roast session.

by Oxford Dictionary 3rd Edition April 27, 2021

Netflix and chill

To hang out and have sex.

Gf - hey babe, wanna Netflix and Chill tonight?

Bf - Sure, I’m down to ‘hang and bang’.

by Gmcmom February 9, 2022

Netflix

The reason Hunter Ward from Winslow is fat and single

Friend:Hey want to watch Netflix?
Other Friend:No i don’t want to be like Hunter Ward

by Hunter loves Lili March 23, 2019