National Rape Day

A highly unintelligent stupid day that does NOT exist. It was created by idiotic Neanderthals.

Idiot: “yo it’s national rape day let’s go rape”
Mr. Clean: -SLAPS. SPRAYS IDIOT’S FACE WITH LYSOL.- “BITCH, NO. THAT IS EVIL. ALSO IT IS A FUCKING PANDEMIC.”

by superevilgenius April 17, 2021

National homophobic day

The 17th of june (National homophobic day), is when all of the anti lgbtq+ community unite to protest against pride month, scream homophobic slurs, and just generally be homophobic.

Nidhish: Hey guys its the 17th of june.
William: Cool, thats National homophobic day right?
Nidhish: yeah!
Frederik: did i hear you talking about homophobic day?
William and Nidhish: Yes, wanna join?
Frederik: Of course, lets scream homophobic slurs!
All of them: FUCK THE FAGGOTS, THEY HAVE HIV AND GO TO HELL!!!

by D3l3te June 14, 2021

National Thot Day

National Thot Day is celebrated every October 19th to commend and celebrate all the trash ass thots that walk amoung us.

Guy 1: Hey are you celebrating National Thot Day?
Guy 2: Ye lol I just drop kicked this Thot on my way to work
Guy 1: That’s actually epic

by BitchesBLurkin October 9, 2018

National Orgasm Day

Celebrated on May 9th, i hope you can come :)

Dude it’s National Orgasm Day what do you mean your girl can’t hang out??

by yeehawgorl April 30, 2019

National Himbo Day

National Himbo Day is a Day where we celebrate himbos and appreciate them for who they are😏. This holiday occurs on April 15th every year

"Hey are you excited for national Himbo Day?"
"FUCK YEAH"

"WOOO WOOOI HIMBO DAY MOTHERFUCLER S"

by Himbo Day April 13, 2021

National hickey day

National hickey day is on october 9th must give the hickey below the color bone. (Don’t be a pussy)

Bro Did you know it’s national hickey day? Yeah ima be with my girl later.

by angelofdark October 5, 2019

National Bro Day

March 10th is National Bro Day because it's the 69th day of the year and is when you celebrate your bro's!

"Happy National Bro Day!"
"Love you bro! No homo tho"

by Httw77 January 17, 2020