Pink Mason Jar

A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.

Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:

Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Eddie Munson

The worst character in the series called Stranger Things. Looks like his name is probably butthole

Who is Eddie Munson? I only know butthole.

by pussysandwich_47 July 11, 2023

OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018

Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!

Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!

by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020

The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"

Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

by Maxipedia May 29, 2023

Masonite

A Music student at The State University of New York at Fredonia (SUNY Fredonia) who spends much of their time in Mason hall either practicing, attending class, rehearsing, or chilling in the lounge.

"Hey, why do we never see Jesse anymore?"
"Oh, cause he's a Masonite."

by Jesse Conti September 26, 2005