muffin effect

the muffin effect is used to describe the massive overhang of fat when ones jeans or pants stc are way to tight.

this look resembles the way a muffin explodes over the edge of its little paper holder.

oh my god,look at the muffin effect on that bitch! her pants look like they belong to a 12 year old with anorexia!

by Jasmin January 27, 2005

strup muffin bush

abbreviation phrase for "straight up, motherfucking bullshit"

Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.

by TomBeer April 9, 2007

muffin

a delicious but awkwardly naked cupcake. muffins usually try to make up for their embarrassing lack of frosting by being filled with yummy treats like chocolate chips or blueberries. when eating a muffin, do not comment on the lack of frosting, for muffins tend to be self-conscious about this.

"I wish this muffin had frosting!"
"Shhh! You're hurting it's feelings!"

by justtakethenamealready! January 9, 2010

cum on a muffin

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it

The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip

by julian sampson January 30, 2003

studd muffin

an object used to go into a muffin. used to "studd" it, or puncture it and fill it with added flavor or pleasure.
it is also quite tasty on its own, much like one of those things used to put icing on cakes, but its almost muffin shaped, just much taller and sleeker. it pumps cream and
you can eat it right from the source.

Brittany- "wanna fill my muffin with ur studd muffin?"

by riotross September 26, 2009

Dusty Muffin

A older women.

One guy to another, " No way dude! I don't do dusty muffins."

by Sapphire Rcok Jugs May 10, 2010

ragga muffin

a dirty child

alex is a ragga muffin

by sheilagh gibson February 25, 2009