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Classic Haley Move 

A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.
Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.

-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.

-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
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Total Bryant Move (TBM) 

Total Bryant Move: an absolute jackass/douche bag move
Yo bro I just banged a girl that had a husband.
Dude congrats that is a Total Bryant Move (TBM)!!!

The Pirate Move 

ur fucking ur hoe, when u spit on her back.
So she thinks ur done then u cum in her eye
then u kick her in the shin, Aaragh
Clap, Clap Ouch, Aarragh, The Pirate Move
The Pirate Move by P1rateM0ve December 5, 2018

but what's the move tho 

when someone asks u another question when u previously asked what the move is....
"yo yami, what's the move"
"what was for homework, i need it"
"but what's the move tho"

The Kirby Move 

A move that a female may perform on the male penis where she inhales it in a great length to time ratio, much like the video game character, Kirby, would do, resulting in great ejaculation for the male.
Guy 1: Yo, bro, did you smash last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, bro. She did the Kirby Move, it was crazy.

the pancake move 

When a cat flattens itself belly down on the floor
Spanky will do the pancake move on the tile floor to cool herself down on a hot day.